Black Album




Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?


Oh me! Oh my! Oh you! Whatever shall I do?
Halelujah! The question is peculiar.
I'd give a lot of dough if only I should know
The answer to my question is it 'yes' or is it 'no?'

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor On the bedpost overnight?
If you chew it in the morning Will it be too hard to bite?
Can't you see I'm going crazy? Won't somebody put me right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor On the bedpost overnight?

The nation rose as one and sent its fav'rite son
To the White House, This mighty country's lighthouse.
He saw the President, He said that "I've been sent
To solve this burning question That involves the continent

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor On the bedpost overnight?
If you pull it out like rubber, Will it snap right back and bite?
If you paste it on the left side, Will you find it on the right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor On the bedpost overnight?

Here comes the blushing bride, The grooms right at her side,
Up to the altar, As steady as Gibralter.
The bridegroom has the ring, It's such a pretty thing.
He puts it on her finger And the choir begins to sing:

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor On the bedpost overnight?
Would you use it on your collar When your button's not in sight?
Put your hand beneath your seat And you will find it there alright.
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor On the bedpost overnight?